Looking for the perfect gift for your ultra-liberal brother-in-law, feminist aunt, libertarian grandfather, or environmentalist niece? Or maybe you were assigned the most right-wing person for your secret santa office party and really want to mess with them? Whether you're looking for the perfect anti-Trump gift for friends or family, we have something for you. Truly the best.
Our Trump Sucks Straws are for folks who give zero f#$%s, unapologetically shouting to the world: "I hate Trump and, if I could, I'd build an atomic bomb full of tofu, probiotics, and compost and nuke his straws straight to hell."
Straw details:
- 4 x 8.5" of food-grade, Earth-protecting steel
- 100% reusable and recyclable #SeaTurtleLivesMatter
- Comes with cleaning brush and cloth carrier bag
- Must-have accoutrement in Hollywood, Portland, and any liberal arts college
WARNING: Our straws may lead to sudden NPR binges, spontaneous Birkenstock purchases, and an unexplainable allergy to plastic.
Why are we doing this?
Over the last three years, Trump has made us scoff, shake our heads and fists, and raise our voices to yell our frustrations at the television. And he's spent the last three years defying all attempts to make him seem logical. That's why when he took on straws as his next ridiculous crusade (in particular, started making red plastic straws and claiming them to be reusable and recyclable), we got a little...feisty.
If he's going to get ridiculous, well, then we're cranking ridiculous up to 11. Why? Because it's fun to BS about politics, but none of us should BS about the planet.
We took all that rage energy and found a creative outlet that makes us laugh, and we hope it'll make you laugh too.
