Bald Advantages No. 3 - More villain parts in movies - Greeting Cards, 6 x 6 inches, set of 6 (gc_221296_1)

have you ever wanted to be a superhero fly around town in your own human skin there's something so intriguing about superheroes it gives us an escape from reality it allows us to wonder what it would be like to obtain powers beyond our own realm as we know it but what if I told you there are superheroes on this very planet in this very dimension baldness is an enigma how does one obtain it can anyone be bald when I go to the store to buy an electric shaver this strange aura envelops me as I bring my hand closer almost as if to tell me I'm not ready yet bald people are superheroes don't believe me watch this this bald man is the richest human being in the world this bald man has the power to consume spicy food without repercussions this bald man has the power to come up with a relevant adjective for any possible sound this bald man can play eSports at a higher level than anyone else this