Bucket Boss 99110 Cell Phone Holster (Black)

bud light presents real men of genius today we salute you mr cell phone holster wearer a sex shooter no a two-handed broadsword no your hip is permanently strapped with three inches of cold cellular steel and you're not afraid to use it as long as i'm not roaming through optimal cellular positioning you answer calls in under a second anything over that and you might as well be using smoke signals ignoring the fact that cell phones are now small enough to fit in your pocket you tell the world i have a cell phone and it's not in my pocket i'm just happy to see you so crack open a nice cold bud light oh hero of the holster because on our speed dial you'll always be number one mud like fear