These are the Privates, Outdoor Tech's touch control Bluetooth wireless headphones. They feature a touchpad interface on the right earpiece that allows you to change tracks and control volume with the swipe of a finger, built-in call functionality, a 3.5 mm AUX jack for plug-in capability and a tough canvas wrap around the headband. The Privates are better-looking than a glass of scotch after that middle-seat flight between Sweaty Mister Johnson and Screaming Baby Timmy and more convenient than a twelve gauge when the zombies end up at your house.

The Privates cordless headphones wirelessly connect with your smartphone, tablet, laptop, or any other Bluetooth enabled device, and operate via a touch pad on the right earpiece. Simply swipe your finger left or right to skip tracks and up or down to change volume. The Privates stream crystal-clear audio for a range of up to 32 feet for 10 hours on a single charge. So yes, you can put your phone on one side of a river, take a boat across and listen to music on the other side, but in all honesty that's not a very good story or an effective use of your tim