TheJD Adjustable Basic Device Wall Mount, Game Consoles, Cable Boxes, Media Players, Steel Concealable Mount_Black Large

Well, just look at it! Look at how huge this beast is - it's ginormous! And why is there a door on it? Is this a video game console or a fuckin' closet? Even the AC adapter weighs a million tons. (explosion) Now seriously, have you ever seen one of these? Other than the Atari 5200, I haven't. The AC adapter and TV actually share the same wire. Then there's all these numeric buttons. Like, what the shit is this? Is this thing a phone? A whole... fucking... Tiger game console! In 1997, this was Tiger's belated answer to the Game Boy. You'd think it was called the "Game.com", but it's actually the "Game Com". *Game Com active* You could even connect a dial-up modem to it to access the Internet, text only. I don't believe it myself. Imagine reading your e-mail on this thing. And you'd have to hook it up to a modem, so you couldn't leave your house, anyway... Why not just use a COMPUTER?! I