Crosley CR8005A-TW Cruiser Portable 3-Speed Turntable, Tweed

"the Crosley Cruiser portable record player turntable" ... "it's called the Crosley Cruiser" ... "the Crosley from Urban Outfitters Cruiser portable record player" ... "brand-new state-of-the-art Crosley Cruiser record player" yes it's the record player everybody's been talking about the Crosley Cruiser but as much has been said and written about this record player it's difficult to find an in-depth review of it mostly because the people who have the wherewithal to do such a review would rather simply tell you not to buy one: "Don't buy Crosley Cruiser record players! Don't buy Crosley Cruiser record players!" they claim it has poor sound quality, that it's cheaply built and often has problems, and if that's not enough to scare you they claim it will destroy your records in short order: "Crosley turntables are very bad for this business. kids are gonna buy these cruddy turntables they'l