EXTREME CHESS

and so the world new Chess Championship begins Kasparov makes the first move that's the classic rasputin's opening our Wilshire respond he's chosen the johnathan response the Humperdinck shrug from casper of quick as you like now short appears to be inverting his rook and that yes yet that's had the desired effect he's confused Kasparov's pieces there some them wondering if gravity's been reversed on the porns has fainted oh bishop they're vomiting out of pure confusion so good move there from short short again he's made one of his knights into a unicorn so obviously playing the long game Kasparov they're slipping a spy into shorts ranks it's looking like shorts bishops are having a disagreement about same-sex relations yes yes I can confirm it there is a schism in his church so half of his bishops have created the Reformed Church of the truth of Christ the Lord and will be leaving stil